I feel like you’re being disingenuous, but obviously Omar is from the Midwest. My comment is more centered upon MN-5 not being representative of the Twin Cities as a whole, let alone MN as a whole, let alone the entire Midwest as a whole.

The cool thing is the cow level is implemented in this one, but the secret code is Ctrl-W.

I’m in MN-5, and I generally agree with everything you’ve been saying here. Omar won by 56.3 in 2018. Even in 2010 in the height of the Tea Party wave, Keith Ellison won by 43.6. The November general election is a formality; the August DFL primary decides who is going to represent this district in Congress. In that…

I remember being the 20something having the flush of pride when people would talk about how I was the go-to person to get something done. I was indispensable! All these late hours and weekends I was working was SURE to get me noticed and rewarded and promoted!

THAT’S JUST WHAT THEY WANT US TO BELIEVE

Fermi question! Like “How many piano tuners are there in the city of Chicago” - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_problem#Examples

I didn’t watch my son come out of the womb and think to myself, “Hey, I wonder if anyone is this ward is jackin’ it right now.” Adrenaline tends to bury those thoughts.

It took me a second, but then I remembered the casual racism of elementary school playgrounds in the 80s.

One day, some enterprising café owner will start offering cream cheese toast as an alternative to avocado toast, and then it’ll take off and then Bloomberg will tweet some shit like, “Millennials could afford cancer surgery if they didn’t spend so much every month on cream cheese toast!” That’s all coming. For now,…

Right! It’s easy (for me, again, caveats abound) to fall into the trap of hyper-optimizing everything we do. Dare I say ... finding lifehacks for everything to shave off five minutes here and there on every task we have, because our time is valuable, it’s the one commodity we can never get back, the crushing…

I had this same perspective years ago. Lighting the charcoal, waiting for it to ash over, scouring the grill, all of that just to grill something for ten minutes and then seal it all up? Fuck that, I can cook those burgers on a cast iron skillet indoors faster.

As one of the people who drove out to the airport for that, it was not staged and he can eat the peanuts out of my shit.

Sometime it’s a Steve but that’s just a variant on the -ve.

You got time to lean, you got time to clean.

I’m glad I expanded the comments before replying, because I was also about to point out that buying 10 Switches (with 20 JoyCons) wouldn’t mean that you’re guaranteed to have one that fails - you’d just have a 70.989% chance of at least one failing JoyCon out of 20, at a 6% failure rate.

this is the dumbest and best +1 I have ever given.

Step 1: a million edgy kids on their hoverboards mill around outside Area 51 until someone says “ok lol let’s do it yolo fomo”

You got me, man, I just work here shitposting on the kinjas.

I paused the clip to grab the same screenshot.