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    We waited for you to be back and you’re back. At first light, on the fifth day, at dawn, we looked to the East and there you were, clad in the purest shimmering samite, holding aloft Funbag from the bosom of your ... bosom, signifying by divine providence that you, Drew, were to author Funbag.

    No reason to feel lame at all! I was playing it this weekend and my daughter saw it and wanted to give it a try. She started it up and about four or five missions in hit a difficulty wall, and then lowered the slider and played some more. I’m sure at some point I’ll do the same, and decide that I’ll have more fun…

    They’re aiming to thread the needle, and the eye of the needle is probably a lot huger than you or I think. If the campaigns are framed as “lol only nerds care what’s in their beer” and “holy shit guys do you know what is in Brand X’s beer” then there’s no overlap.

    Let’s also remember the Ravens pantsing the Giants 34-7 in 2000, with NYG only scoring points off a kick return. Kerry Collins’ line that day was 15 of 39 for 112 yards and 4 INTs.

    I saw that too and I have been baffled that no one else is talking about this. WHAT GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS IN BOSTON?

    Correct; the Cowboys, Pats, and 49ers all had 5 franchise wins and the Steelers had 6 prior to today.

    Sausage egg and cheese Croissanwich, especially after maybe 5 but not more than 10 minutes under the heat lamps, is the best goddamn drive-through breakfast sandwich in the world, fight me.

    It has a lot of its own challenges. I work remotely between two and three days a week, and most of my in-person coworkers have staggered WFH schedules as well so the office never really has a critical mass of people on side, but that’s also because we’ve got people on these project teams who are in Canada, India, New…

    I’m confused. How are there leftover chicken wings?

    DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

    I didn’t actually really know what “Funbag” was until Barry asked me to do this. I still don’t really know what “Jamboroo” is, and it’s unclear to me why these aren’t the same thing.

    Ditto Mpls area, but I’m fortunate enough to WFH the next few days. My partner and I were talking about ordering delivery tomorrow night, but if -50 windchill is too much for us to go out, it’s too much for us to ask some gig economy worker to bring us food.

    SexyBack also has similar beats per minute. I can’t decide if it would be better or worse for someone to sing that to themselves instead of the Bee Gees when performing CPR.

    Another appropriate time to bring out this link.

    He wasn’t at all, but the ‘88 election between HW Bush and Dukakis was at the time referred to as “wimp vs shrimp”. See Bloom County from thirty years ago.

    That’s exactly what happened, and uhhhhhh never happened to me either. But based on how clean the car is, and how wet but clear the road is, that was a heavy wet snow which brushed off easily when parked. He probably even cleared the hood too, which took token effort because there was no ice to scrape.

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    Sex dungeon? I thought they closed that place down.