as if casually chatting while one or both of you have your dicks in your hands isn’t a weird thing to do.

If you’re a marginal white player, you’d better dive headfirst into first base a few times and get your uniform dirty. You’ll get that cherished “scrappy” moniker and you’ll keep playing almost a decade after you post a -27.1 VORP.

To be fair (3x!) it’d also depend on the volumes involved. One drop of gasoline in a 500,000 gallon lake is negligible, but a gallon of it is a sufficient to pollute the lake. “Toxic waste barrels thrown in lake” is a great headline to rile people up but the data may show it to have no measurable level of harm.

Ok. But you and I both know that a dream underdog candidate will appear, will not be able to consolidate support in the ways that are needed to actually win sufficient primaries and caucuses because they haven’t been engaged in years of building support within the party, and the narrative of “it was all rigged” will…

To be fair, they did drain coolant, gas, and oil before they dumped the car in there. Maybe some from column A of making the job of restarting it easier, maybe some from column B of not leaking a shitload of petrochemicals into the lake, but either way they took some steps to minimize it.

“No offense, but” is just like “I’m not racist, but” in that you can assume everything before the but is bullshit.

TIED OFF HIS TESTICLE AND PENIS WITH STRING TO KEEP HIS HARDON DURING SEX

Per https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/pittsburgh-steelers/antonio-brown-6702/, his cap impact in the following scenarios is:

The reason Republicans win is because their voting bloc understands how to put their differences aside and get their shit together long enough to get a candidate elected—and even if you don’t think individual elections matter, Trump is how we ended up with Kavanaugh, who will be sitting on the SCOTUS for the rest of…

Look, bowel health is srs bsns and you don’t want to get a polyp or cancer or some shit like that in twenty years because you weren’t concerned about your fecal situation today.

Or, hear me out here, drink and have fun and be festive and don’t get shitfaced blackout hungover drunk. Life’s too short, man.

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I am definitely interested in having a discussion about it in the comments though, after you do try, so please come back and engage me.

Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains. Judge Hobbie over in Cookville was hit by a train.

Other best part - the kid (I’m old, I can call him a kid) in the Vikings vest who slams into Diggs with a bear hug before anyone else. That emotion was so pure it doesn’t even let me make a dumb joke.

I also feel personally attacked, but at least I febreezed my jeans, not my dress sweatpants.

Ditto. We’ve talked to our kid (also 9) about isn’t it nice that we can help do nice things for other people at Christmas, and prompted her to wonder why “Santa” would give more/nicer gifts to some kids than to others who were equally good, but she hasn’t quite let go of the idea of Santa Claus. And that’s fine with…

Yeah, I’m hoping he’s just saying “I’m out for the day, merry xmas” with the bye-for-now bit, not “I quit Deadspin and all you motherfuckers”. Because... fuck, man, we love you lovable losers.

Take this shrug, Bernie, because I’m over you.