Oh man, this dog shaming meme is spectacularly hilarious but also makes me feel bad/guilty/slightly uncomfortable (pet parent shaming!). My big brown baby girl is SO intuitive and sensitive to my every mood (case in point: I was watching the Red Sox game last night and was in high stress mode, not saying a word or…

I'd rather belong to Pauly Shore in a vat of used dental floss than belong to that fucking douchebonnet.

Hey jennt mcarthy, I'm Ojibwe (but I don't follow you) I have something to say to you:

Trappist Hegemony, you Numbnuts.

The rape in AHS is quite graphic & horrifying, especially in Asylym. I was mortified with Bloody Face. I think the portrayal of it is not done for gratuitous purposes or to demonstrate "risky" writing, but to really showcase how fucked up it really is.

I think haggling is proper etiquette!

True blood & GOT. Sex in GOT books is nowhere near as explict as HBO plays it. Its very gratuitous, unnecessary and does nothing for the actual story.

American Horror Story has lots of sex.

I have no idea what the sexiest show (or show containing the most sex) on TV would be, but I'd rather see sex and nudity on television than violence any day of the week.

Let us not overlook historic soft porn like The Borgias, The Tudors and Spartacus.

True Blood, I think, which I consider tied with Game of Thrones for the most sex-filled TV show I've ever seen. I think there is more gratuitous-seeming sex in Game of Thrones. But I haven't seen the most recent seasons of TB, so maybe I'm off base with this. I've only seen one or two episodes from the Spartacus…

I work as a PA for two super rich families. They are both the most resourceful deal hunting people I know.

That Werthers trick is gold!
"I've got a whole pack of these you know. I've got nowhere to go and nothing to do. I can nonchalantly suck at these aaaaaalllll day...... Are you sure you can't go below $45?"

A friend of mine works in a really fancy restaurant and apparently all celebrities eat for free, in exchange for having the restaurant appear in the gossip pages. Apparently the only person who's refused to accept a free meal and paid their tab is Pat Benatar, even though her star has fallen quite a bit compared to…

She just went up in my esteem, as GODDAMN I love to haggle at antique shops.

A friend of my parents won a couple million in the lottery, he was already well off enough as it was. He did the things like buying a nicer car and a cottage on the lake but when it came to ordinary everyday things he never changed his ways. He would go to multiple grocery stores to find the best prices, book hotels…

The rich are rich because they always ask for discounts and always look for deals.

"probably played Candy Crush on his iPhone or something"

Unfortunately, I've known several nursing residents who do this. Stay out all night drinking, go to work an hour or so early, then have a colleague hook them up to a drip so they clear out their hang over. I have not witnessed this, but heard about it. And it pisses me the fuck off.

Call me crazy, but I feel like no matter what kind of shape I was in, I wouldn't climb into a van to let a stranger stick a needle in my arm.