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Does anyone else really want a Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal movie?

In addition to people forgetting that it exists, most people don’t know that 10 Commandments had a bigger budget than any other movie ever had up until that point. This thing was like Avatar and Star Wars all wrapped up into one. It’s still one of the highest earning movies ever (when adjusted for inflation). It’s a

How about a Shyamalon twist where a person goes around and tells all the Evangelical Christians to simply be good people, accept others for who they are, and not use their religion as a bludgeon to get what they want when what they want is antithetical to the teachings of their religion. The twist is that they kill

You lost me at “flyover states.” I’m fucking sick of that shit. Stick your coastal snobbery right up your ass. The middle of the country has plenty of modern, bright people, too. We are not all ignorant fucksticks.

Totally read that as “Pirates of the Caribbean”

The idea of things being too comfortable is fascinating. I was listening to an interview with a producer of “God’s Not Dead”, who pointed to their films’ popular CinemaScores as a sign of their success. Well, yes, but everybody going to the movie knew what they were getting and got it, so A’s for everyone (“Mother”

I worked as a manager of a theater in college when Passion of the Christ came out. It was insane, there were huge lines of people hours before we even opened (I usually had to yell at them to stop forming the line in the parking lot and move to the sidewalk). I gleefully used my limited power to turn away pastors who

Best Christian film? Life of Brian.

I left roller derby, for which I was a NSO, after being told that if I don’t like the male skater/photog who raped me, that I just don’t have to talk to him, but they like his photography and he’s a dues-paying member, so I, as a non-paying, non-skating official, could go fuck myself. He even gave them a written

I mean I can’t wait for the day when men decide to stop participating in things so I can finally go to a party and not have to worry about being touched inappropriately or having gross comments made to me or being hounded around the room by some fucking dude. Oh, please, no, don’t stay home! Whatever shall we do

Logic wold be not to touch women you aren’t in a relationship with inappropriately, or at all, because there is no reason to do it.

I get so angry these days whenever I hear some jackass complaining about how “nobody knows what the rules are for dealing with women now!”

“Roller derby is probably one of the last places you’d expect to see a textbook example of #MeToo.”

YEh the minute it became co-ed, this should no longer have been a surprise. (Obviously still something that happened even when women only, but I’m willing to bet exponentially less so)
Sorry not sorry, I have conflicting

Most of us weren’t because we actually got - GASP! - punished for bad behavior in public. Guess you didn’t.

Those fucking sweatshirts look like the shit I made with fabric paint in grade school.

This seems to be a very American problem. My wife (in Australia) and I eat out at an array of different quality places at least twice a week and we basically never even notice children at food places - they’re quiet and well behaved- and I’m someone that intensly dislikes children.

I would just have punched him in the throat around the third teabag.

I know it isn’t really the point of the tweet, but if you ate a bite of a pickle, you ate the damn pickle. Nobody wants the chunk you left behind. That’s your pickle now. Pickles are an all-or-nothing proposition.

Wait... $17 pickle plate? I feel like larger mistakes were made here...

Big question is: for employees that complete a degree will this translate into greater pay and opportunities within the company or are they just going to go back to being screwed over. I mean, its a good first step, emphasis on first. Walmart has a loooong way to go before they move permanently out of the ‘Sucks a big