No one better be relying on the paper diploma, because I threw that thing out YEAAAARSSSS ago.

They don’t withhold the graduation status, jobs and higher ed institutions check with official transcripts. They don’t rely on the paper diploma.

Please don’t forget the third party voters and the purists from the left who couldn’t bring themselves to vote for Hilary.

Without the Native’s help, many of the colonist farmers would have died of starvation, because they didn’t know how to work the soil.

I will never forget or forgive the people that elected this baboon’s ass.

“curved like a wide-ass polynomial function”

Just get a block of Velveeta and a can of Ro-Tel.

Whenever I see a male celebrity who I like trending on social media, I hope it’s nothing too bad and they’ve just died.

There nothing wrong with having five dogs.. so long as at least 2 of them are full size dogs.

I remember saying that if I ever find out that Morgan Freeman and/or Mr. Rogers #metoo’d anyone then we’d just have to erase men and start over. It’s been a good run fellas (not really)

people are determined to make apathy the only outlook on life. The more I age, the easier it is to see ending up with 5 dogs as utterly acceptable

“Websters defines ‘summit’ as ‘the highest point or part, as of a hill, a line of travel, or any object;top.’ This essay will show why the highest point, or summit, between the United States and North Korea would be a bad idea.

I’m not at all surprised that this meeting isn’t happening but holy shit THAT LETTER THO.

“You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used,”

actual footage of me rn:

But, but, but... there are coins!

I also gave up coffee about a month ago. Not because of caffeine but because I’m trying to cut out sugar and I can’t stand un-sweetened coffee. It really hasn’t been as bad as I.... one sec...

What about Cointreau? Orange + chocolate is usually tasty. TO THE LAB!

You are doing God’s work.