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Japan’s population is plummeting for similar reasons—not a one child policy, but most women who have broken their backs competing in business/academics aren’t about to chuck it all and just be baby/pamper machines the way society dictates. Amazingly, this isn’t working out for the guys so well!

It’s telling how just the title “Too Many Men” is foreboding. The brief “only rarely have sex” is a chilling omen in 4 words, a direct threat to the safety of millions of women.

I *hate* admitting that “heaux” is kinda clever, though I have no idea if the song is good. I also hate admitting I am reluctantly Team Cash Me Girl.

I posted elsewhere but not sure if I’ll get out of the grey so I’ll clarify here as well: this isn’t Coachella. This is the Glendale Americana. These kids are having a fight at an upscale outdoor mall, next to the elevators by a Forever 21, an Apple Store, and a Sprinkles. Which is a very teen girl place to have a

Two somewhat common bumper stickers here in Colorado Springs where these fuckers call home.

I’m betting she’s really in her 30s, kind of like that weird horror movie from a few years ago.

This is just making me really miss the series on banana-related beef among vegan youtube stars.

Okay but actually where are her parents? I might just be old and out of it (I mean, I definitely am), but this seems like in the realm of justifying involving CPS. It’s probably too late for the teenagers but can we send Lil Tay to live on a farm in Vermont with stern parental figures and no internet for a few years?

First - shame one everyone involveds parents. Two of these people are actual children.

12 people control 80% of the wealth in America. I’ll give you three guesses who pays for this. Oh and we spend more than the next 9 people combined on the top 10 military’s list

Ah, yes. North America, that noted historical “homeland” of white people...

Oh you don’t know the half. I was shot by a stranger (another American problem) and my insurance tried to not pay for ANY of my healthcare because the ambulance (which I also had to pay for) took me to a hospital that was out of network (I wasn’t given a choice) and the emergency surgeon was also out of network.

USA healthcare costs are insane.Here in the UK the NHS certainly isn’t perfect but in the last year I’ve had two MRA scans three ultrasounds and had to be flown to another hospital as an emergency where they did a whole load of other things. I paid nothing for it. By American standards I’d be bankrupt twice over.

I miss Craig Ferguson. James Corden is no Craig Ferguson.

Seth Meyers has consistently been a pleasant surprise for me. I especially appreciate the effort he took to put women and POC in his writer’s room. I never was a huge fan of his on SNL but I like his late night show.

Good; Fallon isnt a good fit for a talk show host, and he should never live down his softball and pandering hosting of Trump.

Jimmy Fallon laughs at his own jokes. That should be an unforgivable offence for a comedian. I remember when he was doing the news on SNL with Tina Fey. She was a total professional, and he was giggling like a 14-year-old when their crush walks by, so annoying!

Stephen Cobert is brilliant. Jimmy Fallon is not and his aw-shucks personality does not translate well once you are in your 40s. Man children are not charming.

I can’t tell if Cohen is doing this on purpose or if he really is that stupid.