Just a suggestion: it would be interesting if Jezebel did a piece on multi-level marketing, which as far as I can see exploits women’s desire to be both successful entrepeneurs and sexy stay-at-home moms. Personally, I think women are being victimized by the idea that a successful woman must 1) run her own company, 2)…

Or Leigh or Lynn or Elizabeth or Ann/Anne. Every single one of my cousins has one of those. Most of them have Marie. My mom got WILD and gave me Ellen and it’s still boring as fuck.

Jesus Christ, Bledsoe was drafted TWENTY-TWO years ago. What’s your definition of a bandwagon fan?

Either Bleacher Report had an article years ago that nailed this question down definitively (prior to the memo circulated in 2006 or 2007, it would have been reasonable to interpret taping from the locations in question as legal), or Bleacher Report’s article was worthless garbage.

Forgetting about the Falcons thing is totally normal! I remember it because I have it filed in the spacious and well-maintained grudge-holding wing of my memory, under the heading “rhetorically useful sideswipes when talking about Ballghazi”. But my point is that, in a year or two, when somebody suggests that maybe…

I don’t think the issue is cheating vs. molestation. I think that the issue is that the infidelity was the crime committed against his sister during their marriage. Anna already knew about Josh molesting his sisters when she married him, so that horror was already baked into their marriage. This was new, and thus I…

No, a single mother preaching abstinence who winds up pregnant out of wedlock AGAIN is worthy of ridicule. Especially when it’s rumored she cheated on her fiance. Who is not the father of her first child.

A HYPOCRITICAL single mother. Very important to not forget that if she walked the walk and not just talked the talk, she wouldn’t have been a single mother twice over to begin with and wouldn’t have been shaming other girls and women for the same behavior she herself thinks she’s exempt from criticism.

No, but she was a paid abstinence spokesperson who couldn’t manage to stay abstinent even though she got paid to do so. In other words, she’s a fucking hypocrite and gets all the deserved shit for talking about of both sides of her face.

I hate this shit too. Check should be per table. Unless you want slow service this is not the way to go. People don’t understand that switching between checks on the system takes time, it’s not that your server is bad at it

RE: Poor friend in group dining

As the guy who sometimes orders the gold-fleck lobster, I usually tell everyone to tip a few bucks less and I cover the difference. I’m all about even check splitting because we’re adults goddammit, but I feel guilty if my individual share is substantially higher than average and want to at least somewhat pay a little…

See, but if you’re my poor friend, I’m just gonna pick up the check. I think it’s pretty damned cheap not to when you’re good enough friends to be aware that there’s a substantial difference in what your buddy can afford vs. what you can.

Holy shit. Even back in college I was so fucking embarrassed when I was with a group of friends who, on a group tab, went every fucking item to see what people “owed.” ‘Cause between folks not figuring in tax and the ever-present prick or 2 who is gonna tip like shit anyways, it makes the whole group look like…

- Splitting a check in an itemized fashion.

is this satire

Yeah, I don’t really suggest doing what I did out of sheer stubbornness:

I just sent in a donation and I’m setting up my monthly again that got cancelled when I had to get a new debit card because I’m a dumdum.

I may or may not slap on some light make up as soon as I realize I’m in labor just so I feel a little bit ok about having my picture taken right after birth. Assuming my mascara hasn’t completely melted off my face, which will no doubt become a sweaty mess. I’ll also admit to just being super vain and while I know…

I’m someone who loves a spray tan and got one before my baby shower. My tanner told me many women come if for a spray before a scheduled C section or induction. While I think that’s a bit much, what’s the big deal with putting on some lip gloss and makeup?? It’s not like it takes hours...I’m talking a 5 mins once…