You deserve a dolphin beak in the eye if you’re going to Sea World. Both eyes.

Aren’t you just a peach? Your mom must be so proud.

Isn’t this the second story y’all have done about this? Wasn’t there one a few months ago?

Honestly, you’re not vegan. Veganism has a very specific meaning, and since you would exploit and eat animals under certain conditions, you aren’t vegan. You’re a plant-based eater.

Veganism is an ethical stance against animal abuse, animal exploitation, human oppression, and human rights violations. If someone is “vegan” for any reason other than ethical/moral, they aren’t vegan. They’re plant-based eaters.

I just rolled my eyes so hard that you’ll probably see one pass by your office soon.

Jezebel posting something critical of veganism? GASP.

It’s not okay to abuse animals, y’all. It’s not okay when it’s a dog, it’s not okay when it’s a flamingo, it’s not okay when it’s a gorilla, it’s not okay when it’s a cat, and it’s…

“Nummy” is a triple pox, and “nummers” is a ticket straight to hell.

Just die already, Eastwood.

Why would they not AT LEAST slice the avocado lengthwise so you have a hope of actually fitting it in your mouth? Don’t get me wrong, this is fucking stupid and needless, but the fact that you can’t even eat it is what pushes it into “abomination” territory.

Also, a pox on grown-ass adults who say “yummy”. Stop.

Right? I would take that kitchen in a nanosecond. No hesitation, no question. It is perfection and I want it right now.

Because method acting is pretentious horseshit? And because using method acting as an excuse to harass and terrorize your costars (and, apparently, animals) is sociopathic abuse masquerading as pretentious bullshit? He sent his costars things like a dead hog, a live rat (arguably animal abuse), and used condoms…

Very much looking forward to the “outraged” and “heartsick” comments from people who abuse animals every single day, and for every single meal. Go go, hypocrisy! Go go, selective ethics!

P.S. If you support zoos, aquariums, and places like Busch Gardens, you are part of the problem / reason this happens. Animals aren’t…

A world of no.

I’ve never taken an Uber, either. Or a Lyft, or whatever that other one is. They’re odious companies and I don’t give them my money.

Here’s a significant problem with Colourpop: their website isn’t consistently secure. Every time I have placed an order with CP, my credit card info has been stolen. Every time. Using cards I hadn’t used for anything else. Internet searches turn up hundreds of other people making similar claims. CP will not respond…