Good chance he was making about as much (or more) as these 150 employees, so there’s that.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

pray super hard and his ankle will unbreak.

In that analogy, Swaggy P is the dude with his mobile out yelling “WOOOOOORRRLDSTAAAAAAR!”

If they ever actually fought, I think Russ would literally dismember Durant.

Hold on. Hennessey makes a huge claim to the motoring world, no one treats it with any real skepticism or scrutiny. We take the time to really question what he said and do the research.

El Popo is scary as fuck, and has been really active recently. Don’t let that get in the way of your narrative though...

Yes, that’s why all the bestiality porn comes from Europe.

you don’t say?

Turkeys aren’t animals. They’re pure spite covered in feathers. Much like geese and swans.

Came here for this.

Should I start you this week in New Orleans?

That’s horrible.

It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.

It has long been a smart Exacta box to put the favorite in with any Leatherbury trained horse. Another is to bet WPS on any Leatherbury horse for shits and giggles. $6 could buy the next round of beers in any given race.

Sorry.

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

I’m sure they’ll provide warm blankets for anyone that thinks this was a cold gesture.