@Badongadoodle: You should stick with Android. Best of luck...

@Odin: But that's the very reason they've been able to garner such support. If you want the wild wild west, you should go buy an Android phone. There's plenty of useless garbage apps there...

@ArmoredCavalry: You still don't "get it." Let me spell it out for you.

@Thomas O'Dowd: Yes! Tabula rasa. It will work its magic again with the iPad.

@ArmoredCavalry: The mere fact that all window tablets have failed to get anyone interested should give you a clue. Or perhaps you just don't understand facts when it's staring you in the face?

@thatcreepyguy: Consider it a crotch top then.

You'll really start to see iPad shine when they release table games like chess or Strategy/RPG games.

@Tyler Sebastian: But if I already have a Porche why the hell would it matter if your stripped down VW Bug can beat my Porche? Is it even relevant? Would it make me trade in my Porche for a stripped down VW Bug? Are people morons?

@Tyler Sebastian: Chrome, for example, looks like it's some damn high school project. I haven't seen such a lousy browser since 1994 with Netscape. Basically, Google took some of the useful functions from all the other browsers and slapped it into their high school project and called it a browser. It’s not enough just…

Unfortunately for you, speed is not all that counts in the browser war. Opera and Chrome sucks in all other respects.

What's with the tampons?

@AmphetamineCrown: Perhaps you're deaf, ever think of that? Some people have a weakness for hearing low frequencies. Unless it's turned all the way up, they can't hear it.