Might as well fuck us all at this point.

ORRRRRR...we pay him EXTRA to ONLY play golf and do no presidenting whatsoever. I’ll throw in $5 for that offer.

After getting through 17 minutes of it before needing to turn it off, I’m still obsessed with wondering who wrote that useless speech that promised nothing specific at all (except to bankrupt the government).

You do not remember the Mango? This makes Mango the sad. You do not get to be a special rainbow if you make Mango the sad.

Kellyanne be all like:

“I’m automatically attracted to beautiful women — I just start kissing them, it’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the pussy.”

When W. is the voice of reason, things are quite fucked up.

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

Hell, go all out and have Alex Baldwin as Trump and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

I know a guy who was a gay vegan who voted for Trump because “I’m tired of career politicians” who is now shocked that he is rolling back GLBTQ and animal rights. He said “He doesn’t believe what he says, he used to be a Democrat, he just says stuff to rile up the base, once he’s in he’ll be even more liberal than…

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

Yea, I suspect this would not hold up in appellate court.

If it’s Petreaus, he’ll have to notify his probation officer because he’s still on probation.

Yeah, it’s almost as though there’s just something about them that’s . . . different —

40% of Americans think he’s doing a great job.

There are bigger crowds around the free sample carts at costco.

Somebody tell this to Mitch McConnell...

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.