Well, since we are on the highway to hell, I’ve always wanted to eat an endangered species. Bring it on!

Yeah, if W wants to skip the inauguration to be with his dad, that’s totally understandable.

DJT does read... he’s just real busy... or his attention span doesn’t allow him to focus on anything over 140 characters.

I wonder of this goes forward, will they be able to subpoena the cast and crew of The Apprentice and circumvent the NDA to have them testify.

I’ve lost count how many times I’ve felt like this during this past election cycle.

We go from a president that reads a lot to one that doesn’t even want daily briefings. Yay, progress!

I’m sure his press secretary will show evidence that it was a huge turnout. Just look at North Korea. In the past, we were totally wrong about their missile capabilities...

I’ve heard that R. Kelly is a huuuuge Trump supporter. It said so in the MI6 report.

The Piano Guys are playing? Guses time to unsubscribe to their YouTube channel.

I thought Trump loved fake news? Oh, I see, as long as it makes him look good and his enemies look bad.

The holodeck has gone crazy again. This time, it’s gonna cause a system crash.

I thought fake news was real news to Trump. No wonder he’s so mad.

Just think of Melania. She was probably thinking about popping out a kid and then divorcing while she was still young and living off the child support. Now that Trump is prez, her dreams are dashed.

There is news that Russia has some compromising info on Trump. They probably have his tax returns among other stuff that he wouldn’t want others to see.

Pretty much this. He has done this so many times that I am desensitized to it by now and think that’s just the norm for Trump.

Really, it is literally that simple. It is literally easier than replacing a desktop or laptop hard drive. So just DO IT!

I have a morbid curiosity to watch the inauguration just to see how many people show up for it. Then again, I’ll probably be too drunk at the time to give a damn. My liver is gonna hate me for the next 4 years.

No, really, all the dresses have been sold out... yeah, that’s the ticket!

Hey, he said he was gonna drain the swamp. Brotman was just way too swampy and influency. He is a really bad, bad announcer. He had picked a great announcer, the best announcer. Unfortunately, Michael Buffer declined the invitation, so he had to go with an even better announcer. The best-ier.