I feel like they must not have made eye contact because (this has just come to me) I cannot, CANNOT, think of two people who more deserve each other.  I'm shipping Muskybanks, or Azlaelon.  Get married you two (really too old for all of your nonsense) crazy kids. Girl, go to town on his hairplugs 

Please don’t try this woman, she will destroy you.

Is it a line of assless chaps?

If that white lady was your mom and you didn’t shut her ass up when she got into the argument, or worse condoned that shit by not stopping her, you would have been laid out right beside her. I don’t know if y’all think the cracker president has given you all invisible force fields because he can say shit and have no…

Nonya!!!!!! my future baby mama’s mama!!!! 

This has got to be like the most cringey hilarious 911 call.

Boohoohoo. Go cry somewhere else, snowflake.

Saying a GODDAMNED *WORD* doesn’t give you ANY fucking right to touch and hurt someone physically.

Yeah, no.

Go fuck yourself and get hit by a bus.

Counterpoint. If you’re going to aggressively push buttons, instigate and transgress well beyond the bounds of polite society, don’t expect to be treated like polite society.

“GODDAMNED *WORD*”

Yawn. Your moral outrage is noted, and rejected. Do you know how many Black people died with N!@@er being the last word they heard? Get off your high horse. It’s not just some verbal stupidity when a white person calls a black person the Nword.

Just googled ELFA closet and OMGEEEEEEE I think that is an aspirational life goal

we’re rooting for the tea?

No. They aren’t. Next question.

Add Marvin Gaye, Diana Ross, Mariah Carey and Lauryn Hill....

Overrated talentless hacks aren’t 

A short list of musicians you’re not allowed to not like: Michael Jackson, Prince, Luther Vandross, Sade, Aretha Franklin, Gladys Knight.