You ain’t the only one. When I heard about it, I said it’s probably a lie he dreamt up during one of his [insert whatever he snorts here] fueled trips or it’s a loan and he inflated amount inflated for the gram. Either way, somebody needs to get that ashy, shit-talking-and-perpetuating, raging stuntcunt offline. Just…

JuneGirl!!! How’ve you been, sis? Hope this bish called winter isn’t doing the most at your end!

John ain’t-nobody-checking-for-you Singleton, why don’t you:

On the bright side, homegirl probably about to get paid! With some gwood lawyering, Akima should be quick to settle.

Oh, ‘Murica. Y’all unfortunately have to deal until some “lone wolf” gives the gift of a spree that includes very senior politicians, very rich dudes and/or their offspring (everyday people victims just won’t cut it).

Some of them probably read Bobby Brown’s book and thought you might have some cocaine chicken up in it.

Ayy, Weather Woman! Did you enjoy China? Went a few years ago and liked it. But yeah, it was a trip seeing how many people even in the bigger cities seemed so amazed by Blackness and generally had zero concept of personal space.

I’m hetero and it does nothing for me either. But then again, I’m an artist and find dicks in general to be a completely utilitarian - rather than aesthetic - appendage.

Because I’m the receipts lady and I tell you no lies:

Probably because that’s where the factory places the silly bots’ batteries.

The background on Trashanne Conway and the conveyor belt spitting out more of her:

I’ve always said beware of bearably deception! A before and after look at Drake, the patron saint of that movement should remind you that you and your lovebox deserve better. There’s also the angle of desperate dudes using lacefront beards just because they don’t want to be left out of this craze that’s past its time.…

Not this ashy muthafxxker again? He has a wife, friends/support system, yet his priority is to perform sorrow by pouring his grade-3 level word diarrhoea online instead of quietly confiding in his peeps like most adults. Such a raging stuntcunt.

Kasito! How art thou?

“I was about to suggest he pull himself up by his mustache straps”

*Sips long on this fresh schadenfreude cocktail* Mwahaha! Chompers gots to go and if he miraculously gets cancelled now, it won’t be a minute too soon.

I’m no Wendy fan but that freaked me out. I’m accustomed to people suddenly looking weak before fainting not petrified, like she did! I honestly didn’t believe it initially because it looked like she saw something/someone shocking or was being kilt from the back, like in a murder mystery.

Sooo, this wonk eyed byatch is saying Hillz and Putin (a man who despises her) colluded for her to <i>lose</i> the US election?

What in the entire FXCK is wrong with those fools? They had NO right to pull that sh*t. If you’re featuring an artist, you show them as they came, in their essence. Would they show half a painting or half of a hairdresser work? They didn’t style her hair for the shoot, had no business altering it. No wonder some…