They just think they're neat!

Lmao I can't remember what I had for breakfast most days but I can still recite the Stick Stickley song from memory. I was raised parked in front of the TV and I turned out TV!

"You keep di money."
"OH, OSCAR!"

I had cable but even if I didn't I got through my childhood with FOUR Golden Era Simpsons reruns every weeknight. And Recess on Saturday mornings!

Larisa Oleynik was the first crush of my young life. And it followed into 10 Things I Hate About You.

The saxophone solo at the end of "Midnight City" by M83.

One thing is for sure, unlike a lot of other nu-metal bands they really respected the hip hop genre. At the height of their popularity, and they were REALLY fucking popular, they did a collab single with The X-Ecutioners and put out a remix album with the likes of Black Thought, Chali 2na, Alchemist, Evidence,…

Jesus, I didn't realize how close he and Chris Cornell were. They were the godfathers of each other's children and he sang "Hallelujah" at his funeral. I rag on Linkin Park and nu-metal a lot but there was a time when I played the absolute hell out of their first two albums and their remix album Re:Animation. He was a…

It's ridiculous! "Hey I know your anxiety is really bad but try this SSRI. It's going to make your anxiety MUCH worse for 2-3 weeks before we even know if it works but just tough it out! If it doesn't work we can taper you down, which can have some nasty side effects, and screw with the chemicals in your brain some…

They absolutely will. My friend did his residency at a psych ward in New York and he told me that the way the mentally ill are treated is "barbaric". Having been put through the system myself I agree with him 100%. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't lived through it to be honest. The lack of empathy out of some…

It wasn't just Halloween. When I was in sixth grade girls were wearing poodle skirts and bell bottoms just as what was in style. Of course we were all wearing jeans that were five sizes too big so we don't know what the hell we were doing.

"Your Q is a huge success!" is a big one for me too.

Gasp

I was 10 in 1996 and everyone at my 4th grade talent show either did a song from Grease or the Macarena.

A toast to the host who can boast the most roast!

McDonald's breakfast is ok although I think it gets overrated. But Taco Bell for breakfast? Insanity.

Duly noted.

Child Who Once Ate a Chicken Nugget Starring in Upcoming TLC Special: I Wash Myself With a Rag on a Stick

Yeah but sometimes when you're reaaaally high a cheesy gordita crunch is immaculate.

I routinely get the chicken finger plate when ordering out. Chicken fingers and fries are delicious. I'm being unhealthy if I'm ordering from a sub shop anyway and I never really feel like I'm eating "food meant for little kids". But I didn't snack on kale chips as a child so what do I know?