I'M TRYING TO PUSH THE ROOTS TO THEIR LIMIT SO WE'RE GOING TO BRING IN THE CHAINSMOKERS AND MEGHAN TRAINOR WHILE I SING SHOW TUNES! QUESTLOVE IS ON TRIANGLE! TARIQ? ARGUABLY THE GREATEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME? CAN YOU COME HERE AND SHAKE THIS MARACA THAT LOOKS LIKE A BANANA? WHAT'S THAT? I'VE FINALLY BROKEN YOUR…

QUIET! I CAN'T HEAR THE EGGS!

That explains hiring Tony Romo as their top broadcaster when he has zero experience and is most famous for choking under pressure.

That's way more Klosterman than DFW, don't besmirch his fine name!

Huh must have just sprung up overnight.

Yeah, that's true. I definitely still have residual Catholic guilt even though I stopped believing a long time ago. It doesn't help that my parents and some of my relatives equate being agnostic/atheist with like lacking a moral compass and they aren't interested in educating themselves enough to hear differently.

Jesus, I could write for Fallon.

God seeing Conan sandwiched between Corden and Daly makes me so sad.

That's a terrible analogy. It's unfortunate but they can learn the truth for themselves later in the same way people shun the religious beliefs that their parents indoctrinated them with at a young age. Sure, we'd be better off if everyone was taught that but that's pretty insensitive to victims of physical abuse…

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Young man, whatever. He's a lonely young man with a tragic history and some troubling tendencies.

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Not to me, I think Russell and Taylor are crushing it together. And it's always so interesting to see how Elizabeth is handling things with her daughter and more importantly why. Opening up about the time she was raped is obviously a huge deal especially for someone as guarded as Elizabeth and also especially to lay…

"Oh you just sat back and did nothing while Gaad kicked the shit out of you? Listen, Mail Robot, I don't think this is going to work out. I mean, you're really great but I'm really just looking for a more…assertive automated mail organizing robot right now."

I just read Sepinwall's article about this season being a bit "stuck in the mud" and while I think he makes some good points about how a lot of the intrigue has been difficult to replace as we've lost characters like Martha, Nina, Arkady (and the Rezidentura in general) and Gaad and that even for a slow burn show this…

The only Fast and Furious movie I've ever seen is the first one. I never even made it to Ludacris and Tyrese let alone The Rock!

That was by far my mom's favorite show and she was heart broken to learn that she and "Castle" (she never learned Nathan Fillion's real name, she just thought he was "cute") apparently HATED each other which was the ultimate reason for the show's demise.

I'm not surprised by Brewster because those Fast and Furious movies have became a god damn institution and a new one just came out. But behind Jessa from Girls? Maybe because the series finale just aired? That one is puzzling.

THE TORONTO RAPTORS, DESPITE HAVING ONE CANADIAN BORN PLAYER ON THE ROSTER, HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM PARTICIPATING IN THE REST OF THE PLAYOFFS BECAUSE THE GOOD PEOPLE OF MILWAUKEE LOVE ME AND I SAID SO.

I like Tatum. He's part of the new brand of super hunk who is not only outrageously good looking but has the gall to be genuinely funny and/or talented as well (Jon Hamm, Justin Timberlake, Chris Evans). YOU DON'T GET TO BE BOTH!