We can't just sit idly by while Ottawa and Edmonton beat our fine AMERICAN HOCKEY TEAMS!

Radio Raheem/John Cusack in Say Anything style all trial long

Is it "Yuri"? About ten years ago the Celtics had a player named from the Czech Republic named "Jiří Welsch". Seemed like a nice guy but he was pretty awful. Every team has a Jiri.

"I'm a Russian spy and just last week I murdered an innocent lab worker because my fellow Russian spy wife and I were given intelligence that he was breeding insects to destroy the crops in the USSR. You think I'm needy?! You're just a pawn in our scheme and I don't want to be here at all!"
"Oh Gus, I love it when you…

We all have different definitions of what constitutes a BIG SEX GUY!

He's a teenage boy who lost his whole family because his hometown was bombed by the Americans. So rightfully so he's filled with rage and a desire for revenge but at the same time…he's a teenage boy and he's probably lonely as hell. He says some messed up things but he sure seemed eager to please and be around his…

Sofia is so damn sweet and innocent.

After hearing Rhys and Russell on Slate last week all I could think of when Philip said he got dumped was,

Elizabeth clearly didn't pay much attention to the message that Philip relayed either. I don't think it's necessarily that she doesn't believe him, but given how she knows Philip feels on the subject she probably thinks he pried it out of him a lot more than what actually happened considering they were back in the…

I always remember that scene when the topic of gruesome Americans scenes comes up but never know what to call it! But yeah that was gruesome.

"Oh I'm bad to the bone, baby. If you play your cards right, you could end up like my past mistresses: with your limbs folded up in a suitcase or all alone at a barren grocery store in a strange country where you don't speak the language."

"We're never going to see eye to eye on that."

Let's not forget when Hans shot that dude's eyeball out.

She couldn't just go the Elizabeth Jennings route of "pliers and no anesthetic"? Quality bedside manner not guaranteed!

I was getting ready to say whoever does the kill count to add "Gus" to it because Deirdre put that motherfucker in a body bag!

Only on this show could the lead couple cancelling their plans to cheat on each other for their respective honeypots be a tender moment.

"Hey Lou check out that park job in 7A!"
"Wohoohoo….that's sweet."

I got really into yoga for a while since I love to workout and can't run or lift weights right now but even that has been too much lately unfortunately. I should take up cooking, that's such a good hobby to have for so many reasons.

"Oh excuse me, it's time to feed my Tamagotchi pet."

It has it's moments. Like when Homer takes "How to Tunnel Out of Prison" for his reading material and knocks Hans Moleman unconscious with it.