I think he takes the law and his devotion to preserving it's integrity very seriously but also is equally pissed off that he can't tell a lawyer joke like his scumbag younger brother. Which he might have been able to live with if he was cracking jokes down in the mailroom, but Chuck just cannot stand the fact that…

I was into the show but I couldn't have liked it too much because when Dylan started a job guarding like…guarding fields of weed (I think?) I jumped ship really quick.

"Ahh my college friends called me Tall McCartney. I preferred that. That's a good nickname."

The 60 Foot Virgin

The first time I heard the full "Selina mocks Dan/Jolly Green Jizz Face/"I'm a 'meme ma'am' what are you talking about, speak English boy?" scene may have been the hardest I've ever laughed at anything in my entire life. I had to immediately rewind it several times.

I think the "Frankenstein's monster made out of dead dicks" one or possibly “You are not Michael Jordan. You are a seven-foot-seven goony-looking Lithuanian who’s gonna drop dead of Marfan syndrome." are the most vicious but "The Cloud Botherer" makes me laugh out loud every single god damn time. That's my favorite.

Damn, I didn't know he could get up like that.

I just wanna see Giannis go toe to toe with LeBron. That would be so much more fun than watching the damn Raptors again.

Jesus what a roller coaster of an anecdote! I demand a 30 for 30 on Bill Wennington's magical mystery tour to Panera Bread!

The iMDB birthday list is a ladder.

"What the fuck's a 'Lommy'"?

But then we wouldn't have access to tax free booze!

Haha wow I forgot that movie existed until just now.

MS-13 is actually pretty active not too far from me especially in cities like Lowell and Lynn. But, I mean obviously a wall that's never going to be built isn't going to fix that problem. Or the hundreds of other, non Mexican or Hispanic gangs that are a major problem in the US.

Mexico is NEVER paying for that fucking wall. Now stop screwing around and send Dennis Rodman and the whole damn '96-97 Bulls to North Korea to appease this maniac. Pippen, Jordan, Ron Harper, Bill Wennington. THE WHOLE CREW.

"Hate" is a strong word but I find his personality grating. His nonstop enthusiasm comes off as disingenuous to me in a Jimmy Fallon sort of way and I never got the appeal of The Nerdist or @Midnight. But that's just me.

AND THERE'S GROVER CLEVELAND DRIVING A BUS!

I didn't know Plemons and Dunst were together in real life! They just became my second favorite television couple that's together in real life!

Two independent thought alarms in one day! The staff is overstimulated.

Everyone says so! Why, just look at all of the historic visitors we've had at the White House! Frederick Douglass, Danny Amendola! Obama couldn't get those guys!