I've seen like four episodes of American Housewife and every time I think to myself "I really like Katy Mixon and Diedrich Bader but I haven't laughed yet. And that doesn't bode well for, y'know, a comedy."

So Jesse Plemons character from Fargo?

Henry Winkler having a tattoo of him on his ass in The Waterboy.

"A STICKER?! OF REY LOOKING *FIERCE*??!! HOW CAN YOU LET OUR DAUGHTER PLAY WITH THIS FILTH?!"
-Some clown on Return of Kings (probably)

Unfortunately I can't really exert myself too much at the moment and I'm desperate for hobbies while I can't work or run or lift weights or do anything that I like to do.

Also, get off your high horse about religion Maher. I'm an agnostic who was raised in a pretty strict Catholic household but I'd say I stopped feeling "enlightened" about that fact when I was like 16. As long as people are using it for good, it really annoys me that he's such a sanctimonious prick about it.

Their team slogan is literally it's "It's Not Luck"!

"Bake him away, toys!"
"What'd you say, Chief?"

Oh my God!

"Can't talk, coming down."

I know he's old now but I really wish fellow Detroit native Eminem, whom Kid Rock once collaborated with, would call his fucking fake Southern ass out with some diabolic brutality that ended Benzino and Ja Rule's careers.

"GOB, weren't you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act?"

Boy did he ever.

WHAT A PLAY BY DANNY AMENDOLA IN THE SUPER BOWL! GET OVER HERE, DANNY! DANNY?

Thanks!

Oh I love her she just seemed like an odd choice for Silk Spectre II when I think she could have easily handled the role of the daughter. But that's Hollywood for ya!

Thanks! All I ask for is that the Celtics make it through the weekend still alive.

Matthew Goode and Malin Akerman would be the reason for "mostly". Carla Gugino too now that I think about it. She should have just played Silk Spectre.

Today's my birthday! Do I get to steal anything from 48's cooler?!

We also would have accepted a crazy tirade. "IT'S CHOWDAH! CHOWDAHHH!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!! ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE JUDGES!!!"