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As someone married to a super talented guy who pours his whole heart and soul into his art and who knows how hard it is to make it financially in the art world, it was the whole "Ew, art. Why don't you get a REAL job" that made me personally want to punch her in the eye.

Apart from the heavy-handed assonance and alliteration (take meds plx) and the general nonsensical barrage of outsize words, I'm not entirely convinced she wrote it.

My mother always told us that Santa is a spirit, not a man, and so he has no true appearance. Rather, he is the essence of the spirit of charity, warmth, and goodwill that you feel at the holidays. Therefore all the people you see at the mall or in the store or at the festival are just inhabited by the spirit and

The thing is, Santa is SUPPOSED to be magical. So why not just tell kids this:

WTF dude. You could've just said "child molesters", we didn't need a graphic description of specific acts.

This comment needs a trigger warning or something. Jesus.

When I lived in SLC, I heard the anti-FLDS argument that polygamy should be legalized, because then fundies would not be eligible for welfare, resulting in less polygamy. After all, not every man can afford four large families like the guy on Big Love, apparently. In reality, just a few royal families left over from

Are we supposed to be on Team Shitty Lady Who Puts Up Offensive Light Display? Because I'm definitely not.

She sounds like more of a juvenile asshole than a BAMF.

I'd be pretty pissed off if there was a giant middle finger in Christmas lights shining into my living room for 3 weeks of the year.

What a truly noble cause to champion.

That's awful. But also, lets pretend you were adopted. Who goes up to someone, who, at that point, the believe has adopted a child, and tells them horror stories about other adoptions?!

It seems like a very reasonable request for someone to ask their neighbor not to have a giant glowing middle finger planted in the front yard.

"I'll get over the emotional stuff, but my pride is another thing, that same pride that gives me the balls to approach women in the first place. You shouldn't be able to get away with this shit." I wouldn't be surprised if this basically summed up your entire perspective. 'I should be allowed to humiliate a woman and

So she wasn't your fuck buddy, she was your girlfriend. Now she is not. So? She didn't have to remain your girlfriend. Breaking up with you is not some bad act that she did to you that you are entitled to seek revenge for. This attitude - that she belonged to you and deserves to be punished for dating someone

"They're not all assholes." Nope, sorry, the moment you post nude photos of someone online without their consent, you're an asshole. That is the very definition of being an asshole. You don't get a cookie and a pat on the back for being a decent human being and not ruining someone's else life because she had the

Dude, I know it's shitty to get dumped (we've all been there), but revenge porn isn't "ethically questionable". It's absolutely morally reprehensible, full stop.

You can think that she should have dumped you in a more adult fashion, but you probably shouldn't include money you spent during the relationship in the equation, unless you believe that you're purchasing affection.

Wait...so because you got dumped, you feel the urge to ruin this girl's life...but you won't because for "some reason" you feel like you're better than that. Good on you, I suppose?