That Coors one is SO ACCURATE.

Single malt scotch is a 50-something college professor at a small liberal arts college. He wears a well-worn tweed jacket with faux suede patches on the elbows over nearly threadbare Levis every day of the week. He has a pipe on his desk but you've never seen him smoke it. His conversation drips with complicated…

Ugh, grape culture. Amirite?

Sangria is the attractive sweet-smelling man you just met at the beach. Who also just roofied you.

I've been a little out of the loop on this, admittedly. But it's my understanding that the majority of Americans support the ACA. So....the house GOP are pitching a fit to try and block its implementation, and as a result shutting down the federal government. Am I correct here?

It's not that they are subservient in the cultural sense (no matter what the bride services might tell their desperate, pathetic customers), but the woman are almost certainly on there because they want to escape their current life and will be subservient as a means to achieve it. Furthermore, they will continue to be…

Today I looked down at my necklace during my long subway ride home and saw that the finish is wearing off of the pearls. I assume this means they're not real, since there's some sort of layer that is being chipped or peeled off, leaving a dull white peeking through. This would not be a huge deal, except that the…

Im not entirely sure why its legal or acceptable to tack something onto a bill that has nothing to do with said bill.I know thats its pretty par for course, but the the hell do we continue to allow it?? The budget and birth control have nothing to do with each other other than they both begin with b.

Is this a thing where I'm allowed to laugh at you?

OK, "felt gross" as in "felt that you shouldn't have eaten, and purged?"

Whenever the Map sings his song I'm like... Someone got PAID to think this up. "I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map! I'M THE MAP!"

Dora. The repeating three times, the vapid stares, the strange twilight zone way my kids repeat her words......scary

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