My boyfriend and I are certified "haters", but we prefer the term "critics". We are highly critical people. A roommate's girlfriend (twat) lived with us for a while and became suddenly and passive-aggressively cold towards us for being "too negative". Not to her. Not personally. We are actually quite NICE people. But…

"I like it because it helps me cope with the horribleness of the world"

It sounds like you're glad that a lot of fat people have to work harder to lose weight than skinny people. I'm thin and I work for that, but only a little bit. If I had to start counting calories and working out twice as much tomorrow in order to stay this way, I would be kind of upset, because that would suck. And if…

That is very nice for you, but after three years of eating a properly balanced diet and exercising, I did not lose weight. In concert with my doctor, I am now on a calorie-restricted diet and finally lost weight. I have to eat a lot less than what is the generally accepted guidance in order to lose weight. And once…

"It's just that you'll have to eat less and exercise more than someone with the "right" gut bacteria."

Well, yes, but you'll have to eat SO much less and exercise SO much more that you can't really blame overweight people for getting demoralized when what works for everyone else isn't working for them, and they have to…

I... um... still do that. Because I cannot be arsed to mate the socks and they all live together in the sock drawer, polyamorously and free.

Good for you, but one person does not constitute a scientific sample.

Yeah. It's funny if the black comedy is punching upward. See: pedophile walking into the woods joke. Butt of joke is pedophile. This comedy is relegating women (yet fucking again) to objects, functions of story rather than the focus of story. Butt of joke is women. It's also explicitly sexualizing violence, which is…

What part of "same diet, same portions" did you miss in the study above? Are there fat people who are fat because they eat poorly and don't exercise at all? Yes. There are also skinny people who eat poorly and don't exercise, and they remain skinny. The reality is, there are some fat people who have as little to do…

Why are we wasting time researching this? Everyone knows that fat people are only fat because they're lazy and don't want it bad enough to control their portions of deep fried lard.

"Hi. I'm the token black model in this catalog. Thanks for inviting me here, so that I can tie this dumbass bow on a white girl who is clearly ignoring me, because there's another white girl in the room (who coincidentally is also ignoring me). The ciiiiircle of life. Stupid bitches."

Haha! OK! I just had a moment where I thought, "did I come off as a giant asshole who wants kids to starve?!" and "am I a monster?!"

Can you tell me how on earth one might tell the difference between someone who forgot to pay a bill and someone who couldn't afford to pay a bill??? And why the solution to that should be to humiliate and starve a child, as well as waste food?

What, are you suggesting that its our constant wars, subsidies to multi-national farms, or tax-breaks for massive oil companies? Obviously it is the damn kids and their damn peanut butter sandwiches.

Especially since the food's already been bought and they're just throwing it away. Arrogantly disconnected blond dude could AT LEAST have attempted to deny they're tossing food into the garbage.

Obviously the books need to be turned into papier maché art, and sold on Etsy.

So he can polish furniture and hide small scratches with his jizz? Use a napkin when setting food on his coffee table.

It ends with "I’m glad we’re friends" which seriously made me crack up.

There are so many possibilities. There are always millions of possibilities that's why I never understand why shows always wait so late to deal with simple issues. Why make simple, complicated? Makes no sense to me. It doesn't have to muddle storylines or distract from anything if you start it early enough. Shows so…

"The pussy must try someone else"