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I still have the occasional nightmare that I’m missing my first biology class, which I haven’t taken in like 7 years.

While I’ve thoroughly enjoyed all these Senior Week posts, now that this week is coming to an end and I’m on my 3rd glass of rosé - after 2 mambos - I’m really beginning to panic. What am I gonna do without Jezebel?????????? I know, I know. I’m being a selfish asshole because your jobs are on the line and all. But

this take is so hot it's cold

This is so practical. Of course men were in charge so it didn’t work out that way. Pretty sure they saw the iceberg and were like “THIS IS THE TITANIC WE DON’T NEED TO MOVE IT WILL GET OUT OF OUR WAY.”

yeah. i’m so over the internet being like ‘omg (so and so) doesnt deserve this because they are YOUTUBE FAMOUS/ INSTAGRAM FAMOUS’ that’s how people get famous today! why are they so much less deserving than actors or ‘traditional’ models. this is the age of new media. i dont get the big deal

Stress and burnout are a global pandemic, costing businesses hundreds of billions of dollars per year – $300 billion in the U.S. alone.

dead eyes have nothing to do with beauty standards

Hey! Another place she can publish the thoughts of celebrities who are in no way qualified to speak about the subject they are pontificating about! Yay!

Finally!

Maybe paying contributors would help them finding “health and wellbeing”

Slightly OT, but what is it with adults asking for hugs? Why is this a thing? In my experience, only men have asked me for hugs and in professional settings. Once a male coworker and I were chatting and he asked for a hug when the conversation ended. I said absolutely not. WTF. You are not my child, my parent, my

she’s a co-producer so I assumed she hired herself for the role and then Hollywood concurred.

I don’t even get why people think jealously is sweet and/or romantic.

meth acting

This bothers me on so many levels. One, because Hollywood ALWAYS gives their Hispanic roles to Jennifer Lopez. And two, because there are so many hispanic people from many countries that would probably do better for this role. Hey, why not hire a South American actress that would do the correct Colombian accent.

My favorite thing about being single is being able to do whatever the hell I want whenever the hell I want without having to check in with anyone, explain myself/my choices to anyone, or mesh my schedule with someone else’s. However, there are the occasions where I think, “Damn, am I glad no jealous nutjob is going to

The “it’s just jealousy” part irks me.

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Yaaassss, this will make the breakup x10 as messy. I can’t wait.

Thomas William Hiddleston sounds like a 19th century poet you would study in a 10th grade AP English class.