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We should reject his secret inside knowledge, because he once said that he wasn’t the guy with the secret inside knowledge, but that was a lie, because he was the guy with the secret knowledge, so therefore his secret knowledge should not be taken seriously? Or... what?

That fucking twit projects just as much as her idiot boss. I can’t read that tweet without suppressing the urge to throw my refrigerator through a goddamn wall.

He doesn’t concern me but I would like to see his boss dragged before congress.

It was always going to be one of those troglodytes. He was clearly an appointee who trying to save Trump from himself. 

So Miles Taylor, the anonymous guy who assured us there were “adults in the room” was part of the child separation debacle.

My favorite part is that Trump has stated several times that he could easily raise more money than Biden, but just chooses not to.

Well, SOMEONE is funding that orange asshole’s ads in Michigan. They’re incessant. Could be the Devos machine, I suppose. 

Excellent. 

Once again I must bring up Margaret Thatcher’s famous quote: “The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.”

Even if he had the money, all he knows is the grift. Fleecing the lumpen is his only skill.

Didn’t he say he was going to spend a ton of his own money? Of course he did.

All Republicans know how to do is hurt people and cheat

I am stunned to see that Senator Lynn Beyak has found yet another way to prove how unbelievably stupid she is. (She’s also a national embarrassment for being wicked racist.) I have no idea why the Conservatives ever thought she was worthy of such a plum patronage appointment. Her biography is the shortest I have ever

Over $8 million has been piped directly from the government or the Trump campaign straight to Trump businesses for $650 a night rooms at Trump hotels and state dinners costing in the thousands. The two weeks Trump and the Secret Service spent at Mar-A-Lago last year cost $32,400 for guest rooms alone. The president

Obama was in Florida today, courting that senior vote. But he took the gloves off and laid the Big Hand on both Ivanka’s beard and his dumbass father-in-law: taking them to task for the “black people have to want to be successful” comment and the comparisons to Lincoln, respectively. The latter is another one of

I had a brain damaged dog named Kayleigh. She was dumb but sweet. She always had a goofy smile.

The Jared 4000 series is less self-aware than the 3000 series.

I triple-checked my ballot, including the print-out of the ballot here in GA.

I flipped the double bird at my voting machine and hit “submit” on my straight blue party vote with both middle fingers last week. I spent more time apologizing to the nice old lady who handed out the sticker than I did filling the ballot because she looked horrified.

I voted today. It felt good. Stood in line for an hour, which compared to a lot of places is a pretty breezy wait, but got it done. I’m just so over these last four years of this place being run by shitiots.