This cat gets me. 

• The Biden campaign named former Democratic hopeful Pete Buttigieg to its White House transition team. [Reuters]

A giant toolbox?

Found a copy of the letter Trump is including in Food-Aid packages.

Their interiors are also the same. Dank, smelly and filled with duct tape.

That is wheely unbelievable!

Damn tires, interrupting my dinner, asking if I’ve heard the Goodyear news.

We have always been at war with East Asia, unless you’re talking about absentee voting, then we have always been at war with Eurasia!

Why is he surfing in mime makeup?

Wow I can’t believe he is doing white face. 

You are a bad person. May you stub a toe!

Whatever the general, “normal times” gripes certain folks may have about the Postal Service, for decades now it has been a government-based employment conduit to the middle class for many Black Americans. A big part of that have been the union-related benefits, including the pension. But that has been under attack,…

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Well when the lockdown happened I got a big order of weed from the delivery service. It has helped! I’m not sure coke would be good for keeping calm. 

a covid-19 vaccine, just in time for the election!

I worry about the numbers, even in Connecticut, where we had three days with no deaths, 3 hospitalized people in the entire hospital system that I work for, and positive tests in the double digits, the numbers seem to be going back up very slowly. And people here are pretty diligent about mask wearing. 

Guy invents amazing science thing and then immediately figures out how to bring his d*ck into the mix. Seems about right.

Of course it was the very first dude. Not even his protege, the very first guy with a microscope, and he tried to figure out how to apply it to sex.

Matthew McConaughey, the human embodiment of a football being tossed on a nice spring day,

I thought I’d share some happy news with y’all.