Not sure if this is a well crafted joke, or just the reality of 2020...

yes, and that’s sunscreen on his face...and no, this is not a photoshop!  lmao

They already have plenty of friends in the neighborhood, what with Oprah right there in Montecito, along with Rob Lowe and Ellen DeGeneres. I have an incredible vision of them all out there on surfboards

....

Weed is my remedy.

2020 sucks

Am I really supposed to believe Matthew McConaughey takes his Lincoln to go ice fishing?

Jim Jordan needs to fuck off the face of the Earth.

there’s a tweet for everything

“They’ll run out of tear gas before we run out of people”

there is always a tweet

I mean we’ve been saying this from the beginning but...

you can’t buy class

Devin Nunes Winery got PPP loan too because hookers and blow ain’t free.

ikr ...2020 needs to chill the hell out at least for few days.

Imaging going to Vanilla Ice concert and dying from virus. That has to be lamest way out.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) warned Democrats on Tuesday not to mess with the filibuster rule if they win control of the chamber in November.

lol Trump is going to run out of “SS” personnel by his 3rd rally. 

lol

we shouldn’t worry about immigrants