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If Rand Paul was choking on a chicken bone, what would you do? 

Strong women are Trump’s kryptonite. 

Piece of shit just run away from female reporters like a fucking baby

new God, who dis?

Under the Republican rule, The United States of America operates as a superstitious third-world nation and it’s so fucking embarrassing.

lol White House is a hot spot now...lmao

yeah, that poor woman....having to deal with the horrible virus. And COVID-19

omfg...just when you thought “what else does this story need -- it’s already riddled with contradictions” ASSOCIATED PRESS comes thru with this

looks like God is not going to do anything about it

He filed for joint custody while she filed for sole. I guess she wants the wallet and that’s the easiest way to get it. 

“a large amount of marijuana in open view.”

neighbor

Someone needs to tell cannibal Jones that the stores are still open. I mean he skipped a lot of food options and jumped right to eating his neighbor’s ass. I don’t think this is about being hungry at all.

Someone should put Mike Pence in a chicken poop coop right about now.

this clown has to go

Every time I see his punkass dickhead face

My favorite “preppers” are the Trumpsters who have been building bunkers and stocking them with provisions to live alone for years but are now protesting for the right to die with nice hair and freshly painted nails.