Ashley: Do senators know when the rent is due? 

An absolute fucking joke. A one time payment of $1,200?

His biggest challenge right now is to stay awake.

this is unreasonable but hey I’m in a lockdown....

it’s not funny but Trump is killing his own MAGA voters. 

The Post spoke to a lifelong resident of Montauk, who suggested blowing up the bridges so that the rich—and their coronavirus—can’t come in.

Meanwhile, it has been reported that despite meeting with Fabio Wajngarten, the recently diagnosed top aide to Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, President Donald Trump has tested negative.

I chime in with a
“Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn store?”

They could have cancelled all student debt today but instead Feds gave the banks $1.5 TRILLION dollars for a 30 minute delay in the stock market crashing.

Hey odango atama, play that “Curb Your Enthusiasm” music please...

Fuck Donald Trump 

mfucker is more bipolar than the polar bear at the South Pole.

you can’t even make this shit up

someone had their last day at Axios

Yes. Thank God for helping USA win “War on Christmas” and “War on middle class”. I was really worried on those two fronts.

Canadians did not want to see Trump in their Christmas movie. Understandable! [The Hill]

Pro tip 

“Christmas is just around the corner and I thought this is the best time and opportunity to remind people that I might kill all of you” — Kevin Spacey

this video is a “Bruh Moment”