Trump hates environment and the only thing he hates more than a bill that would protect the environment is a bill that says he owes money to somebody. 

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That rule would put the Nebraska Huskers in National Championship playoffs and no one wants that...yet.

Not so fast. He just announced that Homeland Security Secretary Kevin McAleenan is leaving his position and I bet Kevin doesn’t even know...lol

Very invasive fish you say...

But even with the personalized touches, it still looks eerily empty?

Tekashi was looking at life in prison but then he snitched on the Ukrainians so he’s getting out in 2020.

Yeah buddy

He also downgraded his threat against Turkey from: “I’m gonna obliterate your economy” to “oh well, Kurds didn’t even help us in Normandy”

How much to sleep standing up in someone’s driveway?

Here is some “elbow-to-dick” entertainment from Bills- Titans game:

I mean, would most skins fans even care if Jay Gruden got fired?

AOC blocking idiots on Twitter is OK. What’s not OK is Federal Judges using draconian laws to block people from voting. 

I always get out of the grays by threatening to start a civil war on Kinja. 

Let’s not forget that Devin Nunes sued an internet cow.

lol, I think Trump is a bot.

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He could’ve spelled it as li’l and we would’ve accepted it but no, Liddle Donald is a moron and a bully so he is going to keep misspelling it.

loyal servant: “if you touch the Queen, I’ll kill you!”

LOL this fuckin guy...Trump says:” She is no longer Speaker of the House”