Ah, the evangelicals.
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Hate to say it but the last thing we need is for the population of Alabama to increase.
This is a much better gang than the entire GOP
~ Carlin
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She did it effortlessly. Sometimes I feel like she didn’t know how good she was.
Maine Senate passes bill to decide presidential elections by popular vote, not Electoral College. Good job everyone, now vote Susan Collins out!
yeah, the “brand” has changed its name
“and we are going back to the Moon, then Mars, then, who knows the Sun!?”
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Bernie talking to kids about trees is one of my favorite clips. Next to the cocaine one, of course.
Ashrawi: Those who think they’re transmitting knowledge, political solutions or negotiating positions via Twitter are “engaged” only in self-deception.
As Carlson Tucker would say:
This 2020 Democratic Clown Car is close to tipping over, isn’t it...
That “plan” was really weird.
“You will all have the best present very soon.”
Can’t wait for Trump to beat Kim Jong-Il record from 1994 when he scorched the 7,700-yard Pyongyang Golf Course in a stunning 38-under par, 34.
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Trump, a five-time draft dodger wants the event to be called “A Salute to America.”
Wait. It gets worse, 1.2 Million people signed up to learn Game of Thrones language. Because why the fuck would you learn Spanish or Italian or Chinese when you can be fluent in Valyrian.