Obviously you’ve never heard a former baseball player talk.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Please don’t burn your son. He’ll outgrow the shirt.

Calvin-pissing-on-Aikman’s-jersey

In Wisconsin, we don’t need 2 extra hours to get drunk, we get it right the first time.

As if the 14,000 Kinja Deals I have to scroll through aren’t proof enough, Tom comes right out and admits that he is For Sale.