Well, you know, no. “NO”, not only because he’s completely unqualified, believes he’s entitled to it, and those beliefs have quite possibly damaged his grey matter to the point where they may well have misshapen his actual head – but also because in what IIRC was an NYT profile nearly a year ago…

I’m literally just saying that if I was a coach and had a kid that tall I would make him my goalkeeper. Settle down.

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

In FIFA, Trump may have finally met his match in international crime syndicates.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner.

Oh my God. So painfully accurate!

Me, too! “The Trump Brothers” have easily got to be the funniest characters on SNL right now. Alex Moffat’s masterful use of microexpressions creates something memorable out of what could have been a bland character. And Mikey Day lets him run with it. They’ve created a modern-day Abbott & Costello, and it’s brilliant.

That’s a felony. Plus he’s eventually going up against RICO charges and that means none of his money is safe at all—it even endangers money made/gained during their entire marriage.

If she stayed, Mueller would’ve gone after her assets when he takes all of Jr’s under RICO. Who knows how complicit she is already. She may already be in trouble. why sully the new money? The Trumps are set to lose everything they own between the double whammy of Mueller and NY state AG, who is known to be going after…

Trying for Ivanka but ending up as Old Tomi Lahren

That very first sentence has like negative structure.

And what a shame to ruin that beautiful blonde hair by dyeing her roots black.

thank god someone else said it...i’m supposed to feel sorry for a woman who comes from money, married into different, super gross money, and then left Super Gross Money Jr when rich dad finally checked out. And not a moment too soon, she turned 40 last December so she might have to settle for one of the super old guys…

Sometimes I wonder if the divorce is all a show and that it’s to protect assets for any criminal investigations being looked into for Donnie Jr. I mean, she has put up with this guy’s douchebaggery for a long time and never seemed to mind. I want to be supportive of her but it’s hard to be considering her own…

In 2010, while Vanessa, a former model and actress, was pregnant with the couple’s third child, Trump Jr. allegedly had an affair with Aubrey O’Day, a singer and former Playboy model whom he met while she was starring in NBC’s “The Celebrity Apprentice.” The reality show was hosted by Trump Jr.’s father. Trump Jr.…

I’m no expert, but a part of me wonders if the divorce was planned so that all of Don Stink Butt Jr.’s assets could be transferred to Vanessa in case/when he gets indicted and his assets are frozen.

Just keeping up appearances. Trump women have to look so similar.

Hmm, can’t help but notice his wife’s and his ex-mistress’ resemblance to his sister. Guess the creepy wannabe incest apple doesn’t fall too far from the I-want-to-molest-my-daughter tree.

She stayed with him because she’s a greedy fucking monster. Let’s not pretend that the women who married into this disgusting family are victims. They haven’t always only known what we all know - they’ve always known MORE.

That’s a lot of botox for someone that young