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It took me a moment but when I got it:

Lovely!

I think I finally understand it! She’s as close as he can come to actually fucking himself.

Trump is going to win this fucking election. Even in this article, from the heart of liberal NYC, you feel the need to circle back to the Clinton Foundation and make a false equivalency claim, making the “they all do it” argument all over again just for a bunch of Breitbart reading fucksticks. Do you think the

None of the Clinton Foundation controversy, however, is quite as blatant as what we’re allegedly looking at with Trump.

Well, hell, I’m beginning to think trump is not a philanthropist.

Office Space. The Good Girl. That’s all I got.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

#BanAllToddlers

Oh yeah, he missed the libtard checkmark too. He is going to have to go back to Trumpenfarter basic training if he wants to fit in with the crowd.

You are so right about the toddlers with guns crisis in the USA:

I’m usually just called a “libtard,” hipster, or moron— usually by a Trump supporter with awful grammar and no critical thinking skills.

this was beautiful kinja...you and randi really ran with it!

Tell that to Rosalind

Too right—the makers of Skittles are more restrained and statesmanlike than one of the two presidential candidates. Terrifying.

Seriously. Theirs was rhe most impressive statement of restraint and integrity I’ve seen come out of the political sphere in weeks. From fucking Skittles.

#notallunservicedelevators

America: you have just two skittles to choose from, and one will DEFINITELY KILL YOU.