is it based on her break up with her boyfriend?? Bobby need more info.

It’s so upbeat!

That show brought me out of a major depressive funk around inauguration day. Watched it all in the span of a weekend, and now I giggle whenever anyone says “yams”. I also want to live on a beach with my best frenemy when I’m old.

Was this a sort of sideways brag about the class of rotisserie chicken you have access to?

10/10 Run-on sentence.

And this is Nermal.

I looked it up. The density of caffeine is 1.23 g/cm3. 30 g would be 24.39 cm3 or a packed 2.9 x 2.9 x 2.9 cm cube.

Not excusing the University but what idiot thinks 30 grams of anhydrous caffeine won’t fuck you up? That’s like a dime bag full. Honestly, put 30 grams of powdered sugar or cornstarch on a digital kitchen scale and you can get a sense of how much caffeine that is. Don’t bother, I have. (Yes, I tared the penny)

#BASILGATE

So we should start e-mailing them right?

That’s a typo, my friend. Trump is into “fisting”

Also not supporting fur, but it remains very weird to me how many people are ardently opposed to wearing fur but have no problem whatsoever supporting factory farming.

Sorry Alana, but you don’t have any more of a right to a specific “experience” than anybody else does on social media.

Counterpoint: 140 characters or GTFO. If you can’t pare it down for the platform it doesn’t mean that you have necessary ideas which require excess space; it means you’re bad at Twitter (which is a dumb platform, itself). Paste a thesis and shortened link (to your blog or goatse, whatever the mood calls for) like a…

This is either amazing unintentional irony, or hall of fame satire.

I say this, with all sincerity, that you’ve added nothing to the conversation.

Yeah, those dudes in Boston back in in the 1700's didn’t start anything meaningful with their rabble-rousing...