As a Jets fan, its moments like this where I am proud to say that I watch my football games on Saturdays.

The “one eye open, the other half-closed” look seems to be popular among creepy weirdos.

The article explains it, that the water level isn’t sufficient to support her, but they’re just doing it to get her used to the water/process. Once she’s acclimated, they do raise the water level.

Great focus you’ve got there, chief.

Sounds to me like Bachman went into overdrive, you know what I’m saying?  You just ain’t seen nothing yet!

FIFY

Having lived there several years, Missouri is the show me the way out of here state

Black Mizzou Twitter had a field day yesterday

As the son of a father of a brother of sons, I am outraged.

Needs more cheese.

They’re trying to suggest that anyone who sells middle eastern food is homophobic because anyone who sells that food is muslim and anyone who is muslim is homophobic.

The market did decide.

Sod em.

The Bible also supports slavery and murdering your daughter for having sex outside of marriage. You really want to play the “Bible sez...” card?

> your

The frogurt is also cursed.

They're all prolly headed back to Poland, anyway, once Brexit happens. 

> I was at one about a month ago and we were eating there

Nah, fuck kowtowing to religious idiots.

Good.