In honor of this COTD, here is Men Without Hats:

Arent they limited to 45 or 55 mph? What happens if the zombies can run at 56 mph

Mark Chmura has entered the chat

Are we not going to discuss how Kyle Shanahan and his father kicked the shit out of RGIII, and effectively ended his career in his rookie season?

I fully expect the 49ers to cruise to a 28-3 third quarter lead, and then the game will clearly be in the bag. How could Kyle Shanahan fuck up with a lead like that?

You mean because all the Skins players move as though one of their legs is caught in a bear trap?

Me, a Knicks fan:

I’m a Washington fan—and maybe this is just where I am in my fandom right now—but I think I would actually enjoy seeing Shanahan (or McVay) crush this team.

“I didn’t know NFL teams had homecoming games,” he said. “I thought that was a high school thing.” 

FIRE BRUCE ALLEN

(eye roll)

My son called a hail mary on every play when we got a XBox and Madden for Christmas, because it worked for him playing the mobile version against AI on it’s lowest setting. I intercepted him four times the first time I played him and my wife made me let him win after that. 

Apparently, the friend realized he was going to have to explain to his parents a $5,000 charge by DraftKings on the card they gave him “For Emergencies”.

Miami is just playing like a team that lacks porpoise. 

Translation:

Don’t you understand?

I had to throw a guy out of a bar today because he called LeBron James an uncle tom. I’m black, he’s white, and we literally weren’t even talking to him. And this is in San Francisco.

Lebron literally said “it’s tough for all of us”

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