Ahahahahahah!!  FUCK Uber!!

Lived there, it fucking SUCKS.

It follows you around the room, man!!

That’s....that’s a real name??

+1 HGH

I don’t know how to pronounce her name proper, but the way it’s spelled seems like she’s part of the Wu-Tang so I say her name like the RZA and GZA. Damn, those three should make an album together and call it SZARZAGZA.

Just curious, who gave you the most grief due to the Causasians shirt?  If it was white people, I’m fucking buying one!

Because the Raiders are the Knicks of football.

I mean, he did rank Peanut Butter cups not all that high on his candy list, so yup, alien.

Bro, if you get the chance, try the IndigoPro vape with the cartridges!  HOLY.  SHIT!  I like you love the smoking aspect like bongs and blunts, but that IndigoPro is amazing!  I’ve even travelled through US airports with it, and hit that motherfucker in the smoking lounge at one of the DC airports!  Got high as shit…

Damn dude what shops you been going to??  Most budtenders want to get you what you want, and I’ve never had an asshole one.  Every person in a dispensary is instantly your friend since everyone there loves to get stoned!

I just use a tiny towel I dub ‘The Fat Guy Towel’ and my family makes fun of me for it.  But at least my brow isn’t sweaty!  The rest of me though...

Ok so you’ve admitted you made a mistake, but now you’re talking shit about the author of this article?? I don’t understand dudes like you. Why the fuck are you here if you’re only complaining? Why did you bother reading this if your take it ‘it’s boring’.

Now that’s good lawyer speak!!

‘Your honor, if we could just wait five more minutes, I’m positive Mt Everest will be here!’

Fuck. You.

The Mets, always making smart decisions.

Fuck dude, that sucks so hard!  I’m sorry for your loss.

That’s too much!  Five dollars!