How much you want to bet the teenager was texting and driving?

Thanks mom!!

I fucking abhor jeans, but I WILL be buying a pair of these!  That song is great!

It’s Boston.  That entire fucking city is a racist piece of shit!  Fuck them.

If it bleeds, it leads.

More like LOLNyet, amIrite??

‘Ruined’??  Interesting choice of words.

Nothing humerus about that!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR DEDICATION!

Mets fan here. Why the fuck would I pay someone to fucking tell me the Mets suck?? I FUCKING KNOW THAT! I AM A METS FAN.

Almost as good as Nikki Minaj rhyming ‘China’ with ‘China’ and again with ‘China’!

Is being gay a different viewpoint?

Some kind of flashing light system or something!

I deal with realtors a lot for my job unfortunately, and I had one do that exact thing to me! Tight dress, climbing up the ladder in front of my face!

Vapor lock!

‘But, but, my whiteness goes to 11!’

Get fucked MAGA chud.

It just means he’s a MAGA chud who didn’t like seeing the Blacks get uppity.

You sound like a white man whining.

He’s an asshole Libertarian, so you’re basically spot on.