Nothing humerus about that!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR DEDICATION!

Mets fan here. Why the fuck would I pay someone to fucking tell me the Mets suck?? I FUCKING KNOW THAT! I AM A METS FAN.

Almost as good as Nikki Minaj rhyming ‘China’ with ‘China’ and again with ‘China’!

Is being gay a different viewpoint?

Some kind of flashing light system or something!

I deal with realtors a lot for my job unfortunately, and I had one do that exact thing to me! Tight dress, climbing up the ladder in front of my face!

Vapor lock!

‘But, but, my whiteness goes to 11!’

Get fucked MAGA chud.

It just means he’s a MAGA chud who didn’t like seeing the Blacks get uppity.

You sound like a white man whining.

He’s an asshole Libertarian, so you’re basically spot on.

Oh so full time jobs are easy to get for everyone in America?  Or are you another Ayn Rand asshole?

Sometimes I wonder if the promise of more play time would be worth a bit less salary to these men, but money is a funny thing. Because I would imagine that IF he went to Bayern, took a pay cut, and started scoring goals again he would be getting paid big bucks within a year or two.

He’s dead. He don’t give a fuck.

That Jaynes dude sounds like a tired, MAGA loving, dog whistle writing piece of shit.  Fuck him and that Eggfuck loser too!

He goes to Bayern. Watch! Robben just retired, and Germans are good with surly, sulky players so I’m guessing Bayern snatches his surly ass up.

See the thing about this GOT fad is that some other asshole show will take its place and then everyone and their fucking mom will be yapping about how good THAT new fucking show is!  It never ends.

+1 roadside ‘nap’