I also enjoy,

Oh I meant the old Jag joke:

Ah the old Jaguar trick!

HOLY. SHIT! The beats, her flow, her lyrics, her absolute knowledge of her power, that cover, AMAZING!!

+70 NRA’s

I’ll be in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

Oh I ‘spaced out’ when I was at Safeco alright!! Them edibles were stronnnnnnng!

‘Note: I hate ALL these people and they’re all scum. But I love drama so I keep up.’

You know these dudes are too scared/too poor to ever leave the US for a vacation!  And if they did, they’d complain why ‘the foreigners’ don’t speak American!

KD should’ve been forced to use this thing for his busted leg.

‘I knew it!’

No no no trust me, I’d be TOTALLY OK with the Halle Berry craziness!  I’ll just channel the Irish and deal with it!

So?  Fuck the South.

Sherman should’ve burned the ENTIRE South.

Ah ok. So for you it’s more that the color annoys you, not the fact that the homeowner painted it a garish red. Got it!

Question about the Crayola red house: what is it about that house that annoys you so much?

GODVERDOMME!!

Yep!  I’d be livid.  Like, so mad that you speak slowly, clearly and pronounce each and every single word properly.  All while staring death into their eyes.

You’ve met my ex-brother in law huh?  They got divorced 8 years ago, and dude is STILL mad.

The Camaro didn’t just make the mullet appear??