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ORANGE!
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With three spares and one normal wheel.

Wow, a Boston sports guy acting like an absolute asshole?

This is EXACTLY IT.  Men are shit.  And I’m a man who went through a divorce, but fuck that shit we did it amicably.  She’s the only ex I still talk to.

How the fuck can you NOT read in this day and age?  I mean, how else would you know what porn to google??

‘I have trans friends’.

Bitch talked shit, bitch got fucked up.  What’s the problem?  She’s scum, she deserves face punching.

Even if she did provide facts to make you happy, you’d wave your hand and declare fake news.  With that wall of text you wrote, we can all see that you don’t like trans people and you don’t care for their plight.  Just say that shit instead!  Stop trying to sound nice and accepting and just say that you don’t think

Spoken like a true fascist sorry Faux News watcher.

Oooh this is fun!  Got any more?  Is this like ATM machine?  Or RIP in peace?

I’m pretty sure Ballantine and his deceased friend didn’t choose to be shot.

You’re NOT the guy here complaining??  Are you fucking kidding me??  Like I said, it says more about you than it does about him.

That you’re getting this worked up over a pro ball player tossing his bat says more about you than it does about him.

You!  I like you!  That is hilarious you actually did it, I just think of it when I get stoned!

If you made coffee using coffee instead of water, would it be extra coffee-y or would be the brewing process neutralize the caffeine in the coffee/water?

Always a food poisoning truther!

GIMME SOME OF YOUR TOTS NAPOLEON!

There’s another one of these movies? Uhhh, great? 

Hi Olivia!  Got free time today to make comments, bitch?

Dlisted is misogynist! AHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sounds like your judgmental ass has never read Deadspin, but of course you’re here at Jezebel, sounding EXACTLY like a Jez commenter and defending the celebrity.