That Becky is just jealous of Ms. Markle’s charisma, looks and talent. Fuckin’ racist scum.

He probably called them cunts drunkenly and that wasn’t received well. Americans are sensitive about cunt, unlike the Irish. I wonder if the Irish like moist, too?

Fuck I forgot that that loser Arena is the USMNT coach! Obviously it makes sense to go to Mexico when the US is such a tire fire right now. US is not in the World Cup, they got a bag of regurgitated puke as head coach, there is no urgency, and the execs give no fucks.

GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO!!!

He is Mormon.

He should’ve been rocking one of them beard-nets for safety!!

That stone texture just made me bust out laughing! That’s hilarious!! I thought you meant you Gulf liveried it up, but then BAM! the stone surprise got me good!! Too funny!

I’m deleting mine as I’m commenting. Fuck this!

Fuck yeah Diana!! No jokes or nothing from me, I’m a big fan of your writing and this piece was a fantastic read! I should’ve left for the DMV a while ago, but this was too good to stop reading.

Nah it’s just you PETA fuckers forcing your beliefs on animals who can’t do anything about it. Ah vegans. So so annoying!

Trust me, you vegans bring it on all by yourself.

You sound like such a vegan!! Deflect deflect deflect!

I love my cats, and I love my vegan friends. But I will FUCK them vegans up if they ever tried interfering with my Girls’ food. I appreciate that they’re passionate, but my cats’ health is more important then ideological purism.

WHOOHOO!! Only a couple more scumbag Repubs who should do the same thing! Pai!! EAT A BULLET!! 45!! DEFINITELY EAT A BULLET!!

Here is your typical bigoted Jalopnik reader I’ve come to expect here in these comments. Gay people bother you? Got some deep deep thoughts you’re kind of ashamed of huh?

Oh I get it and I get your condescension as well. Which makes me think less of you and doesn’t make me want to interact with you anymore.

NARC!!

I found a bunch of videos of parrots swearing, but none in a Southie accent sadly.

Do you think it’s cool that the LGBTQ arts center got pushed out for being ‘other’ as well? Or you just conveniently ignoring that?

Milquetoast compared to the new one. That new shape is fire!!