Oh so you haven’t read it yet, but you know what’s in it??

Awwwww has the bad sports-writing men hurt your precious fee-fees? Awwwwwww. Maybe FoxNews will keep you stupid, I mean happy.

Fuckface, YOU’RE the one saying that the NFL should suspend Lynch! And now you’re pulling a 180 and changing your stance?? You’re a a typical stupid Republican who’s only here to defend your stupid president. You unAmerican piece of shit!

It’s pronounced ‘Tit-lee-ist’, right?

If I aksed my moms to do my laundry, she’d laugh at me!

Next time you’re getting your Keurig coffee cup shopping on, look for the plastic reusable Keurig cups. They’ll save you money and you won’t be throwing so much material away.

HOLY SHIT!

What’s up racist!

Soooooo why did the Giants fire Coughlin again??

‘threaths’

Needs more capital letters and random threaths, but yep, got em all!

This has me dying!

Hey ik heb nooit gehoord dat hagelslag muisjes wordt genoemd, ik dacht dat dat die gekleurde dingetjes muisjes waren!

Ah so Jezebel WAS right! I FUCKING KNEW IT!!

It’s ‘hear, hear’ you fucking daft fuck!

Oh hell yeah hagelslag!! I love that stuff! But there’s many many kinds of it, every time I go back to Holland they got new flavors!

It embiggens a noble spirit.

‘Empty message’?

If Black men peacefully kneeling to protest grind your gears, you’re now saying that those same men should now ‘throw middle fingers at the camera’. Do you hear yourself?

And just so I understand you, it doesn’t bother you why the players are protesting right? So it doesn’t really bother you that certain Americans get shot dead more than other Americans?