I mean, it is literally the good kind of colonizer coming to the lands and to be revealed as the blue eyed white kid to lead them all to salvation.

So too ends the first great tale of DUNE!

Wow those bits of humor felt forced. Like some exec watched the film and was like Hey, we need a few of those funny Avengers-style jokes in here, what do you say, Denis?

You are fairly correct about the first book but even in it has hints that it’s not all “chosen one saves primitive”.

Also Paul’s son becomes a human-sand worm hybrid.

Shitty headline. Do better.

Eric Clapton just isn’t the type of guy to inject dangerous, untested substances into his body.

C is the ne’er-do-well rogue’s D-, which is the society matron’s B-, which is the platypus’s C+.

This does not sound good.

I really enjoy Dune, I wouldn’t say I’m like an expert in the universe, but, like I read the books and watched the movies/series and this is terrible....all of these descriptions of characters are terrible and some just straight up inaccurate? 

Who is this written for? It has the tone and content of something on the front page of Yahoo or some other less entertainment focused website, not the AV Club.

Harkonen was memorable because he was super gross AND he flew around cackling (which was fucking hilarious) AND he openly lusted over Sting (which, OK I get that—guys AND women openly lusted for early 80's Sting).

“Much like Star Wars, even in a galaxy far, far away, people still have common Earth names.”

Please, Fremyn is the preferred term

Fun fact: Frank Herbert wrote the first draft of Harold and Muad’dib, but the studios hated it.

...let’s be honest, even the original Reservoir Dogs had its racist moments.

Probably one of the worst films released in the year 2000, and grossly overrated as heck. Gap Store fashion Rock ‘N’ Roll silliness. Film made me want to go on an all Polka diet.

Little-known fact: The dinosaurs died out when they climbed into papier-mache replicas of themselves in order to retrieve their lost cellphones.

Person tragically dies. Hilarious! Great Job Internet!

As multiple outlets report, a missing man in Barcelona was discovered dead within a large, papier-mâché Stegosaurus statue outside a city suburb’s closed-down movie theater on Sunday.