The new adaptation of It is decidedly not good either.

This girl made me realize I could punch a 14-year-old in the face and have no remorse.

According to AV Club sibling publication The Root, a lot. As in, a grossly insulting, caricature, minstrel-show version of black culture.

Yep. I thought it was all a bunch of childish whining by people who fear change. Turns out everyone was right. This place sucks now (55 comments in 11 hours? Ordinarily there would have been what, hundreds, a thousand for this column by now?). But at least they did me the favor of breaking my addiction too, I’m a lot…

What kind of Dad would do that? I only attempt to drown my children in pricey craft beers.

What kind of Dad would do that? I only attempt to drown my children in pricey craft beers.

Wow. A Stephen King/TV/Hulu story sits an hour at the AV Club without a single comment. You guys are really knocking ‘em dead here, fine job.

This whole Kinja thing is going to give my career a big boost, for sure

Surprisingly enough, it has turned out to be a tad vexing.

Ok. Gave it the ol’ college try. I’ll check back in in 6 months or so.

He also thinks the Chinese control Hollywood and the world banking system.