I’m just sitting and smiling knowing that I was right all along. That’s my victory here.

The night before Thanksgiving is always a huge drinking night in my family, like it is for heaps of people. I got in late on Wednesday night and did not have a chance to go out with everybody. So I ended up staying back and helping my mom clean.

I have a Fantastic Thanksgiving story:

While back on break from college, I went out on the annual Black Wednesday barcrawl and don’t recall leaving the bars. I woke up at 7am on my family room floor in a bathing suit. Apparently, I had come home at 2am, kicked in my little sister’s door and tried to sleep in her bed. I was coerced out of room by my mother,…

Last year was the first Thanksgiving at my Fiance’s parent’s house I had been too. Her dad drank steadily all day, but around 3pm he went to the neighbor’s house(I went with) and he proceeded to get absolutely shit hammered on Armagnac. He fell down the stairs leaving, had to be restrained from the very hot grill(he…

I was just chilling, doing a little hunting, when I saw them roll up. I don’t like to pass judgement, but these guys looked weird. They were like a bad semi-Goth band with hipster tendencies for wool and poorly fitting jackets. Ugh, those hats were atrocious too. And they were rolling deep. Women, animals, you name…

First time I ever tried to do the turkey myself I was alone at my mom’s new house, where everyone was supposed to meet for dinner. She had an oven with a pilot light; I had no idea what that meant. Came to with my brother carrying me out of the house to lay on the lawn and my mom doing the same to the dog. Turns out…

I’ve said it a million times; Prince is the greatest entertainer on the surface of this rotting planet.

The simple answer is Drunkenly. They exist drunkenly.

Yes. Yes they do. Also people in DC who stand on the left side of the escalator, we call them “Escalefters” and there is a special place in hell for them.

In light of the topic of this article, here are some resources for anyone who needs help:

This is why the NFL is such a garbage league.

He sounds like an insufferable little shit, and a terrible lover. But I don’t like the tone of the article that seems to imply that it’s ok if women refuse to give blow jobs but that men who don’t eat pussy are pussies. Honestly, both men and women need too get over their squeamishness about oral sex and I will side…

There have been a lot of posts floating around the message boards with plans to fake the punt, to just have the QB toss the ball as high as he can in the air, to have someone run around for 10 seconds, etc. They’re all dumb hindsight plans that only make and ounce of sense if you already assume your punter is going…

That one white guy had no idea who he was. Fucking A-Aron

I was the sexy cowardly lion a few years ago; made it myself from finds at Value Village.

However, I did end up looking more like a cast member of Cats who had resorted to prostitution than anything else...

So are cow, pig and chicken costumes also insensitive? People kill gazillions of them.

I am a big, blubbery, bleeding heart liberal, but this is just ridiculous. There have definitely been some very offensive costumes posted on here, this isn’t one of them.

SCORE YO SELF!