Solution: two cakes. One for the bride that looks like the Greek Muses came down from lofty Olympus and willed it into existence, and one for the groom that is actually tasty and people would want to eat.

Basically, that old tradition about sleeping with a piece of wedding cake under your pillow fell by the wayside…

I mean, the way that a lot of creeps work is that they only creep on people who are vulnerable - in this case, female comics who are not established and could have their entire careers ruined if they said anything. This means a creep of this nature would never even show a bit of creepiness around someone like Amy…

I know he and Amy are friends, but I would think if she or Tina had any solid proof that this is happening, that friendship would end immediately. I want to believe that Amy Poehler wouldn’t take shit off of anyone. I have only read a couple stories here on this site. Has anyone come out and said “Louis CK grabbed me…

Blatter will be more concerned with the ongoing US investigation and the parallel Swiss investigation to care much about the potential for boycotts. He is squarely in their cross hairs and he knows it.

You’d think the international anti-corruption agency would basically be called “Sepp Blatter should resign, then we’ll get to other shit”.

The guy’s got his mask off and is yelling at the dugout. Harper was in the box, ready to play the game, when this guy decides the game’s going to be all about him and start yelling at the dugout....but I’m sure he gave a shit about the pace of play rules then. Harper’s telling him, yeah, I was in the fucking box…

You don’t know what’s going on here? If you haven’t been paying attention to Marvin Hudson, you’re missing out. Dude is like King of Leon’s sex....he’s on fire right now. Let’s explain.

I have no sympathy for people who do dangerous shit without any safety gear just for the sake of doing it without safety gear, like slacklining without a tether above a canyon as shown above or free climbing. It’s just fucking stupid and demonstrates a total lack of respect for the insane privilege you have to somehow…

I was just thinking that people who let this kind of shit slip when they know it will get them in trouble, are saying the worst things imaginable when they know it won’t.

man... women be shopping.

I gave the complaint a quick read, and it seems that the student group is taking the school to task not for one specific action (and definitely not the murder), but a general malaise in response to sexual violence, cyber-bullying, and a potential double-standard expressed by a school official in dealing with racist…

Despite that fact that Mosby has FIVE generations of police in her family, including bother her parents, her grandfather, uncle, etc. But you know, its not like she could hold the opinion that you can support police while still holding them accountable. Its really not the difficult.

Former goalie here.
Ovi does this little hesitation after he pulls it back while he’s behind the screen set by Boyle. I can’t place it exactly, but he pumps it while moving it forward and closes his stick on it a teeny bit to bring it back to the short side. That’s what makes this shot fucking incredible, its such an…

One of my college roommate’s moms bought her a ton of bulk stuff when she moved in, ramen, rice, and a forty-pack of Velveeta. We used to make a box and eat the whole pot while watching MLP and Beelzebub (anime I introduced her to in exchange for introducing me to MLP, we were not demon summoning with pasta products)

I can listen to them on my commute.

Yep; I still love the Skins, but the last couple decades of general lousiness (punctuated by rare spikes of competence/fun) has greatly curtailed the amount of attention and emotional bandwidth I give them. It’s pretty easy to mostly check out around the point that they’re 2-5 or so every year (it seems). And I’m a…

When I lived in DC in the early 90’s I had a partial season ticket package with a few friends.

Holy crap. I clicked on the video and knew exactly where she is at (sign me up to be an investigative reporter, ESPN. I have a college degree, am in good shape, have all my teeth, and live in an apartment). Before everyone absolutely rags on Britt here, let me play devil’s advocate for just one second.

Some people are never happy. You don’t want us to torture wild animals. You don’t want us to torture animals born in captivity. It’s like you don’t want us to torture animals at all!

Ya'll gonna make me lose my mesh.