Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

I liked it better when college basketballs were pig heads and college basketball players were the shiny teeth guys from the new Mad Max and the rims were disembodied mouths that could only scream CHEDDAR! and the object was for the maniacs with shiny teeth to stuff the pig heads into the disembodied mouths so they…

I hear those things are awfully loud.

Here you go:

I’m in the industry and I can say that Tom’s write-up is excellent. The explanations could be more focused towards layman but without seeing the actual performance report he has included all salient information to judge a PE fund’s performance. The overall commercial real estate market may not have made a full…

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

The trail of blood wouldn’t have been so spread out if only Pappa, a longtime Sounder, had a cup to bleed in.

Of note: a capella possession is often scoreless

In my ideal imaginary America, they’d be isolated without food or water or wireless internet until they give up and go home, and once they get home they’d be served—peaceably, by bored and unarmed officials—with paper summonses to come answer to trespassing charges.

The solution to disproportionate responses by the government to persons of color is not to call for disproportionate responses by the government to white people. It’s to stop disproportionate responses against persons of color.

Amaranth is fucking gross. I was in the bulk aisle of WF getting some goddamn split peas for the soup I make, and there was some dude there with his girlfriend.

Pheidippides nutz.

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

About 20 years ago, I was working at a car rental agency in an airport when the stars of the WWF show that night came rolling in. Hogan, Roddy, Macho Man, Bigelow....Anyways, they don’t even break character when renting cars. Roddy was acting like he got the best car of the bunch, Macho didn’t like what I was giving…

A monster, or Roger Clemens.

HORSHERS to that.

I thought the rule was you had reveal the magician by burying the pea in the flank of a swing man after you’ve been issued a physical challenge. Clear physical challenge here and, honestly, I was pretty sure Yelich was the designated magician. That wasn’t the case, but hindsight is 50/50. Reveal the magician with a…