nonicknamephil
nonicknamephil
nonicknamephil

All of you are going to make a comment about Theismann breaking his leg, but unlike you, I’m going to take the high road and say that Theismann is a fucking idiot.

SOURCE: St. Louis baseball fans want us to love gays and engage in premarital sex.

4,000 is the baby earth theory.

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual

Sounds like you need to work on your defensive rebounding!

I've decided that my new extreme end payment, similar to all the tea in China is "All the Dicks in Glory Hole Canyon"

We need a name that will be instantly recognizable as descriptive of the topic, but isn't currently being used in any significant way.

Jason even though you are an Unethical Game Journo Pros, (but mostly because you are a Man) I will be civil in the hopes of furthering polite discourse.

For one thing, you can strangle your enemy in an elevator and walk out with the murder weapon inconspicuously Windsor-knotted under your shirt collar.

I've found that people who believe in stupid shit like vaccines=bad are prone to believing all sorts of non-sensical bullshit that I'd rather not have introduced to my daughter.

HOW DO IT WALK

Ronaldo would probably be starting in an XXL, actually.

As big of a sports fan as I am, if it comes to a vote, I'll always vote for schools, roads, better-trained police and firemen, and actual civilisation over grown men being paid to play a children's game.

Given what we've seen coming out of St. Louis in the last 5 months, I wouldn't be surprised if Kroenke pulls the trigger regardless of whether or not the city surrenders to his demands.

We baseball fans love us some stats. Sometimes they seem to be more important than the players themselves. We use them to measure the abilities of players against their contemporaries and, with adjustments, against players of other eras. We use them to decide who is worthy of election to the Hall of Fame. And they are

Simply writing "Washington" is discouraging any different points of view, eh?

Doesn't get any badder than this, fellas.

Fun fact, your body naturally produces formaldehyde and so there's already about 16 mg of formaldehyde in your blood.